Charli XCX already has a lot on her plate with doing double duty at Saturday Night Live this week, and now Marcello Hernandez is asking her to reveal her "real name." Doesn't he know the golden rule: never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a pop star what her Miley Cyrus alter ego is? What if she was born as an XCX? Thankfully, Charli was cool about it and shared her "real" name without making everyone promise to keep it a secret: "Charleston Ten One Hundred Ten;" It's very "Charles Entertainment Cheese"-like. The mouse is also a musician, after all. But, she's not the only one with a secret. "My real name is Marcelonean Hernandingleheimer," Hernandez shared, which sounds more like a character from Spongebob. Guess people have stage names for a reason.