They were the slaps heard around the world on Tell Me Lies Season 2 Episode 6! Do people actually play slap-shot? That seems like a surefire way to end some friendships!
Granted, most of these characters are already on shaky ground with each other. It seems like the writers wanted to find the most volatile way to ruin Thanksgiving.
Tell Me Lies is not pulling any punches, and neither is Lucy! This episode was supercharged with high-flying hormones and emotions to the max! It's no wonder some of these characters are not doing great academically.
That said, the series excels at sucking viewers right into the squabbles and underhanded attempts to ruin lives and reputations. It's a wonder that any of them showed up at Bree's wedding in 2015.
First, I must say this and get it out of the way. I think I genuinely like Wrigley now. If you read the review for Tell Me Lies Season 2 Episode 5, you saw the beginning of me no longer dumping on this character.
Did another writer take over the character? I don't know if Wrigley (Spencer House) is growing or if he no longer wants to be perceived as a big, beautiful idiot, but he has turned a corner.
Although, I'm not sure what would make him suggest slap-shot as a game with a group of people that barely like each other!
Thanksgiving episodes full of petty fights and yelling are a cliche, but they are the bread and butter of young adult dramas. Gossip Girl didn't go a single holiday without someone getting arrested, drugged, or beaten up.
Speaking of the Gossip Girl reboot, I have to give it to Leo. He handled all the friction Stephen was trying to cause by bringing up Leo's ex perfectly. Is anyone else exhausted with Stephen yet?
Anyway, back to Leo. "Do Your Dirty Words Come Out to Play" shows that Leo is too mature for Lucy. He finally asked her what we've all been wondering this season, "why are you letting Stephen get to you when you know that's what he wants?"
For the first time, Lucy seems to have finally listened to someone. On top of that, she realizes she has become toxic from her unresolved issues with Stephen.
Hopefully, she'll take the time to enjoy being single. Until then, she needs to keep that swing in her arm strong.
Listen, I do not condone violence as a solution to any problem. No issue can't at least be approached with talking first.
However, don't be surprised to catch hands when you run your mouth. That's right! As much as I love Diana, she had that slap coming.
But one was enough. I'll bet money that Stephen tries to talk Diana (Alicia Crowder) into pressing charges.
I couldn't be happier for Diana and Pippa to end up together in the future. Their chemistry is so sweet and such a palate cleanser from the constant melodrama.
As for Pippa's arc, what exactly is happening there? Is it a form of survivor's guilt because she was saved before Chris could assault her?
It's no wonder she never wants to talk about it. She probably has no idea how to feel. That explains why she keeps running to Wrigley and Diana. They're her comfort blankets.
Now, on to the "wet blankets" of Tell Me Lies. I'm talking, of course, of Bree (Catherine Missal) and Oliver (Tom Ellis). They are the most boring couple I've ever seen. Are they sure they're having an affair?
What is Bree even getting out of the relationship? She's at her most insecure around Oliver, and she seldom smiles.
Did you see how she lit up when she ran into Evan in between classes? She was happy and confident again. And is it me, or did she pull the jealous ex-card for a minute when she met Evan's new girl, Molly?
Well, former new girl. Molly put some heat behind the smack she gave Evan (Branden Cook)! Can you imagine how red every cast member's face was after filming this episode?
Sure, they probably did some fake slaps, but you know some of those palms met skin. I'll be on the hunt for that gag reel.
Is it wrong that I hope the slap Pippa gave Stephen was real? I know it's technically the actor getting slapped, not the character, but it was so satisfying.
Here's a real question I'd like to pose to every reader: how is Stephen still alive in 2015 at Bree's wedding?
I'm not kidding. How has NO ONE put that man in either a hospital or a grave? He is the embodiment of evil!
Tell Me Lies pulls you in with the petty drama and then sets your anger ablaze with Stephen's chaotic and destructive nature.
Oh my god, that monologue that Lucy delivered to him was what we have all been thinking! I also can't wait until he's burned every bridge from people seeing who he really is.
He actively tries to ruin Lucy's (Grace Van Patten) life and is an awful influence on everyone around him. He also gives his friends terrible advice.
Stephen has just about shattered Diana's self-esteem on top of being the reason she failed her LSAT. It doesn't seem like anyone has forgotten any of it in the future, either.
How epic was that scene of future Lucy texting Stephen to meet her by the pool, only for him to see Lucy and her boo getting freaky in the hot tub? Lucy is a savage!
She ends up coming a long way from raising her white flag to Stephen in the last few minutes of this episode. I don't blame her. She must be exhausted from having her life derailed.
Also, I'm just going to go ahead and say it: screw that last shot of Stephen (Jackson White) possibly understanding for the first time what he's done to Lucy. No redemption arc for you, mister!
It's hard to tell where Tell Me Lies Season 2 is headed with the finale in a few episodes, but I would love it if Stephen's involvement with Macy's death finally came to light.
Either way, we'll see many more heated arguments and some lives destroyed before we make it to the end. And I'm going to watch every shocking moment!
How do you think Stephen will behave now that Lucy has waved her white flag?
Do you think Bree was talking to Oliver on the phone in 2015 at the beginning of the episode?
Please drop a comment below to let me know what you liked about this or any other show, and join me again when I review the next episode of Tell Me Lies!